Quick zinger roundup

• "George W. -- We will be forever in his debt." (Bumper sticker quoted on Andrew Sullivan's site)
• "If he was shot in the head by the front, that is good marksmanship, if he was shot in the head by the back, that is good judgement." (from the WikiPedia entry on the outlaw and gunfighter John Wesley Hardin)
• "like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months and then taken outside and run over with a car"
  
  and
  
  "like how you'd sound if you drank a quart of bourbon, smoked a pack of cigarettes and swallowed a pack of razor blades... Late at night. After not sleeping for three days"
  
  (people describing the singing voice of Tom Waits)