The three funniest things I've read today

Both arise from this post by Althouse, entitled Wisconsin, the necrophiliac's playground.

Surprisingly necrophilia is not illegal in Wisconsin. One of the comments is

You're just jealous because you're not dead.

I read the two articles linked, the first of which yielded this gem

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

which makes me think they were holding out for a hot corpse.

The other was

Radke said Grunke asked him to help because he wanted to dig up Tennessen's body for sex, the court documents said, and the three had stopped at a store on the way to the cemetery to buy condoms.

Condoms? One would think the necrophiliac crowd would be a bit more devil may care about such matters.