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I hope to have my election predictions tommorow, but in the meantime...

• Robotic sentry that shoots real bullets
• Mapped Up - good idea, good execution
• This is a fine epitaph
• Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises

  The professor used the self-flagellation method to cure his own depression; he also recovered from two heart attacks with the help of physical tortures too.

  Only the Russians would come up with this. Actually this would explain the flaggelants of the middle ages, as well as the Puritans scourging themselves.
• Victim's cousin charged with tattooing killer